Went back in this morning. First was played around until everything was swollen and slimed. She finished quick, but with all the slime, I was having trouble getting some traction. But it all worked out give some time. 7/10.
Went in Monday morning. Wasn't really planned but we were fooling around and I kind of just went for. Thought she was about to finish so I went full send 7.5/10. Later in the day found out she got nothing (again) so 0/10 for her.
Was fooling around and about to get out of bed, but... Anyway, went in again. Was going to stop but then just kept going. The ceiling made some popping sound as the sun heated it up and caused me to flinch and that caused the payload to immediately get thrown into the deep. So 7/10 for me 0/10 for her.
Bla. Was just messing around this morning, and dipped the wick a bit, felt kind of good so kept going. Was going to stop because I knew it was too soon. But then almost had an accidental so stifled myself since I didn't want her to get a 0/10 again but then spent the next 20 minutes getting nothing as well as her. So both of us 0/10.
Have you considered spreadsheeting the 0/10-for-wife days to discover the impact your unemployment has made on her ability to be satisfied?
It is normally not an issue. As far as the effect of unemployment, probably not much. Mainly because I stopped really caring about "working" a year ago or so, especially for the last 6 months or so. So instead of trying to be ultra responsible and show up to my work from home job early or on time, we usually just end up laying in bed for an hour or two.. or three like every morning. That of course leads to one thing. Hence probably the reason why she is pregnant right now.