Late to update, but went in Saturday morning. Wasn't really planned, slept in, kids were already awake and it was like 10:30am. We were grabbing on each other and the slime started flowing, so had to go in. Hopped out of bed and did some weird hunch back style walk (as I had a huge boner) across the living room and turned the TV on some random news channel, pretended to seem interesting in what was said, then gave my staring kids a glare and went back into the bed room.
Mother was down for the weekend so her and the kids were at grandparent's house most of the day (which is down the street). So had the house all to ourselves. Nature ran its course. Hadn't done it in the daytime in like 5+ year or something.
Ended up sleeping in today. Wife came in fondling me around 10am. Went ahead and went all the way with the situation. Unfortunately the kids were being noisy which made it hard to focus. Took me like 30 minutes to finish instead of just 5. Kind of lame, only 6/10.
Almost forgot about Monday. Was one of those uh, unplanned quickies. Had just woke up and was playing around, not even an inch deep. Was about to get up and head to work, but managed to find the right stop which produced quite the tickle. And I thought, "man if I just jiggle it right here for a few seconds I could be done instantly" and ohhh ohhh ohh arrg yep. Two pump chump. She had no idea what happened. I got out of bed casually and then threw a pair of boxer shorts at her (the designated clean up rag). Told 'er she'd need that. She looked confused and stood out of bed, thus producing a mess on the floor. "Uh, yea, told you to use the rag. Errm, sorry." Her response was basically "what?" and "how did you even do that?"
Hard to rate. Probably like a 4/10, but saved a bunch of time. So I dunno, bonus points I guess. So 7/10 overall.